Friday, April 15, 2011

April Showers bring... house repairs!

Living below the bootheel of Missouri, in the great delta region, we see our share of crazy weather. It's been said that Arkansas is the only state in which you wake up with your heat on and go to bed with the air on. Being near the New Madrid fault line also gives us a rocking good time (though, I've only felt one in my life from that particular fault). But the newest addition to our storm survival is straight line winds. Now, you all are probably aware of how straight line winds work. For those that don't, a synopsis: Thunderstorm winds most often found with the gust front. They originate from downdrafts and can cause damage which occurs in a "straight line", as opposed to tornadic wind damage which has circular characteristics.

Now, being a heavy sleeper, I tend to miss out on a lot of the nighttime storms that we encounter. But not last night. I went to bed sometime around 10pm. At 10:30, I awake with what must be the most excruciating acid reflux known to man. After a couple of tums and some water, I attempt to go back to sleep. Our window is open, and I enjoy the nice night air (not to cold or to warm, but the kind that you can just fall asleep with.)  And I did. Until approximately 2:30am. Bright periodically flashing light pulled me out of my dream and I awoke to the sound of deep thunder rumbling some 10 miles away.  And then I remember our vehicle is not under the carport because the kids' bikes are much more important and take up too much room -- and the windows are down.  I throw on my housecoat, grab the keys and venture outdoors where a light rain is falling. I set in the drivers seat to roll up the windows and get my first rude awakening: A wet Ass! I get back inside, strip down to my birthday suit and climb back in bed, searching desperately for the warmth of my husband. Laying there, listening and getting warm, I think about the continuing thunder: What a great way to fall back to sleep. I pull the covers over my eyes and let the sound of thunder take me away.

But the night would not remain so peaceful. At 4 something in the morning, my husband jumps awake, rain pouring in our window (keep in mind, the head of our bed is right in front of the window) and I slam the window shut. I see the trees, lit by the streetlights, blowing and bending in the most horrible positions and fear the worst. TORNADO!  I've seen strong winds and strong storms, but this I feared the most. Our home. Our refuge. Our place of rest and comfort, now fighting for it's right to remain standing as the winds threaten it's very existence.

We wake up the kids (which is not an easy task when the sleep like their mother) and get them into our hall.  Blankets and pillows and tear-filled eyes fill my vision as I look at my beautiful children. Inside I say a quick prayer as I hold onto my husband's hand. No radio to hear the weather, no possible way to hear the sirens, should they sound. But in the comfort of my own home, with the people I love the most, I can think of no place I'd rather be. 

And just like that, it was over. The winds calmed, the rain slacked, and my heart returned to a somewhat normal rhythm.  Returning the children to the rooms, kissing their foreheads and washing away their fears, they fall back to sleep. Husband and I, on the other hand, turn on the television to see what just went over and to prepare if more storms are headed our way. "Moderate rain continues to fall across Region 8 as the leading edge of this storm moves east, across the Mississippi river", says our local weatherman. And the radar shows a clearing, a break in the storm and clear skies.  A calmness falls over me. Knowing that my husband and brother had just repaired some shingles on our roof a week ago, I think about it, but then pass that notion out the window.  There is no way we could have damage, I think quickly and proceed to fill my coffee cup with liquid stimulation.

Until the break of dawn, when we realize that repairs are needed often, sometimes, a week apart from one another.  When the sun made it's way to the horizon, casting soft light over the scene, shingle upon shingle lay crumpled in our front yard, as if they were socks thrown by a sports player who doesn't clean up after himself.  Once all signs of the storm have passed, we venture outside to survey the house.  And this is what we find.


Shingles missing from our roof, in large quantities.

Our Crabapple tree is uprooted.

Just a couple of the many shingles we found laying in our front yard.



Another angle of the down Crabapple tree.





Thankfully, we didn't sustain any major damage to our home. Just enough to break our spirit for a moment in time. Because I have faith that my husband and brother will soon shimmy up the ladder to replace the missing/damaged shingles. As for the tree, I suppose it will be cut up and removed.

So as I write this blog, the sun is shining. The rain has stopped and a Dove sits on my bird feeder, pecking away at his seeds. Just a sign from above that everything will be OK.

Until tomorrow,
LaVonda

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

What the hair???

As many of my faithful readers know (OK, there are only five of you, but you are faithful never the less), I'm not rich by any means, monetarily speaking. I live week to week and struggle, robbing Peter to pay Paul on most occasions. Today was a real wake up call for me.

Hubby, the baby (he's 4, but he's still my baby) and I venture out to the flea markets looking for a good deal on something. Nothing in particular, but you never know what you will find. Well, I figured out what you will NOT find... Low prices!

I noticed a flea market that has only been in town about 2 weeks and we decided to check it out. Pulling into a parking space near the front door, I see a sign posted: "No big purses allowed"...

PAUSE!!!!!!

Hubby became irritated at the fact that I cannot take my $30 handbag into the store. His first words were, "Isn't that violating your rights?"  I love my husband... And I love my handbag. It's lime green and black with beautiful sewn on flowers and a huge broach with mock-diamonds encrusted on it -- and it's big. I can fit two regular size handbags in this bag. I like big bags. They allow me to put all of my stuff in them. Wallet, make-up, peppermints, nail accessories, wipes, snacks for the baby (and me) hair stuff... basically everything but the kitchen sink.  And I threw one hell-acious fit wanting this bag! So when hubby broke down and agreed to let me spend that much money on one, he seen it pervertedly wrong that I couldn't carry it into the store. To save face however, I left it in the van. I didn't want to stir a stink with the owner of the flea market and I figured they must move a lot of products to be so concerned with thefts, "We're bound to find a good deal in here, honey", I say, almost giddy.

Walking in, I spy two pentecostal women (not prejudiced, but in the bible belt, you can easily recognize a holy roller) talking about "you can look in my bag, I've nothing to hide".  Glancing at hubby, I smile trying to ease his temper and reassure him that it will be OK. We say hello to the somewhat cheerful, somewhat "greater than thou" woman behind the counter and begin to peruse their products.

OH HOLY HELL!!!

$99.00 for a used leopard print ottoman that is a square foot in size... and dirty!
$600 for a 7 piece dinette set that has seen better days
$25 for an indoor artificial ficus tree... that has limbs missing
$32 dollars for a purse as big, if not bigger than my own (but not as pretty, I must say)
$400 or $450 for a used banjo that hubby says, "Not worth the price for the sound it produces"
$250 for a couch that is lumpy and faded
$45 for a ceramic pitcher that is cracked and chipped
$115 for a rusted old fashioned spring rocking horse
$ YOU SEE THE ISSUE YET ???

Of all the flea markets in all the towns I've been in, this one exceeds the boundaries, by far, on outlandish prices and pitiful bargains. The question hubby asked me as we practically ran out the door was, "How do they expect to ever move any products with prices like that?"

A moment later, it hit me! I could do nothing but shake my head. I agreed with him. Why would someone buy something used, in poor condition and filthy for the same price as brand new? I will never understand this and if they have any sense, they will mark those prices a little more 'buyer friendly' if they expect to make a profit... especially with the cost of everything going up. Wonder what would happen if people just didn't buy anything at any retailer? A complete stand-still with any and all retailers for one week? Would prices drop?

In conclusion, I feel sorry for the nation. For any country struggling to survive in this chaos called life. Oscar Wilde once said, "experience is sometimes what we name our mistakes"...

Well, I've had one hair of an experience today! The only way they can possibly move any product to the consumer is by the use of big purses!

Until tomorrow,
LaVonda

Monday, April 4, 2011

Procrastination... Sucks!

     At a time when everything that matters is running on a clock and the determination that one has to accomplish certain tasks is the 'make it or break it' golden standard, the term procrastination can creep up on us.  However, the queen of all procrastinations... Trying to get something accomplished that depends on the efforts of someone else.

     A visit to my wonderful advisor (and previous College Reading Teacher) would prove beneficial in figuring out what classes I've had that will transfer to a local four year college, and great news, I have all my electives!  If you will remember, on March 6th of this year, I completed the paper work to have my major changed from an AAS to an AA in Gen Ed, in hopes of transferring to obtain my BAS in Criminology.  Paper work was completed by me personally and handed to the student services worker. 

     Sad News: The information has not been changed in the system, ultimately placing a Hold on my enrollment status, which is also preventing me from registering for classes comes the 11th of April.  I have several (OK, ten. I have TEN classes to complete) before I can transfer and they are the basic classes: science, world lit, and the worst: COLLEGE ALGEBRA! So, dear friends, as you can tell, it is of the utmost importance that I am able to enroll as soon as the system will allow it. I must get into these classes. If not, I'm up a creek!

     The saddest news of all: It is the procrastination of said employees that are causing severe anxiety and panic in the heart of this non-traditional student! So please, please, please, dear Student Services Worker -- get that hold off my record!

Until tomorrow,
LaVonda