The Government Knows...

Good Morning fellow bloggers, readers and passers-by,

   
 I shall not humor you with images of eye candy like the previous blogpost. I will not bore you nay-sayers with religious propoganda, nor will I feed your over-blown ego's with right wing/left wing extremist views of why religion is an issue at all. Today, I will tell you the government sucks big goose eggs and the majority of them have given the majority of us a greater reason to encourage educations -- "What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Answer: A politician!" **GASP** "

     At least prostitutes get paid for being screwed and have lube as an option! We Americans are getting it through the 'back door' and seldom do they pull our pants down first, much less offer a dab of KY or Vaseline! The fact is, our American Government who  followed the Founding Fathers, have since made a circus of our Country. In regards to our previous members of congress, I can say I am thankful they wore white wigs. It continues to remind me not to instill all my trust in them. To remember they are human, just as I am, and they are indeed capable of making mistakes, just as I am. But seldom did the founders lie, cheat, or steal their way into office. They created a Constitution fit for a King, yet it has been diluted, disheveled and destroyed by the Jesters of our modern day members of Congress.

     Today, like the snakes they are, they've managed to slither into every crevice of society. They have indeed marked their territory like a pack of wild dogs, waiting to see who they can push around next, claiming they are the Alpha of our Country. I call Bullshit! The only thing they have done for me is allow me to consider the alternatives. Moving to another country, waging a protest to an election, did I mention moving to another country?

     But I do not want to move. Why not? Because this has to be the most laughable, amusing and down right truthful (however sickening it may be) display of "why governments fail" that I've ever seen. We've witnessed over the course of 30 years some of the craziest, most ludicrous ventures any government could take. And yet, we get mad when they DO! We are the ones who voted them in, right? WRONG!?! The College Electoral votes voted them in. And that is a completely different blogpost, but long story short: When in the olden days, populations were slim to barely existent at all, these types of votes allowed for proper election procedures. Today, we are indeed populated in even the smallest parts of the country and those types of votes are no longer needed. The college electorals are a way of saying, "hello. I am a robot. Prepare to be screwed". Let the people's votes count, not the way it was 235 years ago.

     The things that suck about our government, in no particular order, and subject to change:

1. Electoral votes
2. Lobbying
3. Campaign Ads
4. Donkeys vs. Elephants (seriously, why not use a penis and a mouth? Definately a better descriptor!)
5. The brand of politics known as "you scratch my back, I kheeel you" (Thank you Achmed!)
6. The fact that men in suits try to act smart and superior when the fact of the matter is, CHILDREN could do a better job of running our country. Face it, it's run by a bunch of grown ass men with an ego problem and a severe case of penis envy!

     So all in all, the only thing we do know is the government is lacking in more areas than one when it comes to running a country. But running is the operative word... I feel the government is now running from their duties. They fear the worst and rather than change it or even attempt to take ownership of the problem, they are running like scared little boys with their Johnny's tucked between their legs.

     Yet, let an American citizen get scared, voice a little concern, or even attempt a rally against the choices these GROWN MEN are making and we are turned over as traitors to our own country -- real life Benedict Arnolds. Pot calling the kettle black if you ask me. Furthermore, to believe that a street in Anytown USA can dictate the future standing of our economical backbone is as crazy as believing men who wear white wigs should be taken seriously. I personally will take it with a grain of salt, (a little lime, and a shot of Jose for good measure), because I am certain that the best alcoholics could do a better job of managing our Country than the sober, ego-junkies having the pissing match right now. Afterall, alcoholics aren't too eager to destroy other lives, they are too busy destroying their own.

Authors note: I am not an alcoholic, nor do I drink!

     The only interesting thing the government can do for me at this particular juncture is point me to the exact location of Elvis, provide me documentation of the Roswell incident, WITHOUT all the blacked out markings, and give me a damn good reason for sending people into space.

     But through all this, I still love my country. Not because I have the FREEDOM to point out it's flaws, but because I love it enough to want a change. Through all this, I still want freedom. Not because I have the INTELLIGENCE to know nothing is truly free, but because a dream is worth fulfilling. Through all this, I still want peace. Not because peace is common, but because it's a common denominator between me and all mankind.  A world where survival isn't decided upon by men in suits. Where medical needs are met with a smiling doctor who cares about helping, not about padding his wallet. A world where children are not the victims of abuse and neglects because society has hampered their parents/caregivers. A world where truth is the forefront of every person in every position of power and the ability to sway a government because of personal gain is not only immoral and unethical, but highly illegal and subject to death on the courthouse lawn. But those are just dreams. In America, the only dreams that you can live are the nightmares the government inflicts upon us.

I'll hand it to the government for this: They sure know how to put on a show!

     

Until tomorrow,
LaVonda