Funny Bone, Anyone?

     Dear fellow bloggers, readers, and passers-by,

     It is in my honest opinion that more humor is needed to sustain a vital and healthy life on our planet. From silly jokes to the best pictures, we need to circulate more laughter. Laughter is the best medicine and there is nothing like a gut-busting belly shaker to start your day off right! So here are some of my favorites! Enjoy!!

     Oh, if you have had at least one kid, you may wanna go pee, I had to after the first picture!

     And the best joke, in my opinion:

    

     A husband and wife came for counseling after 35 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 35 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
     Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?”
     The husband thought for a moment and replied, “Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.”


     "Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand." ~Mark Twain

     Until tomorrow,
     LaVonda